The Return of the Nano Beard

Nanowrimo is a perfect time to ditch time wasters. Furious literary creation demands total concentration. Excess netsurfing must go. Needless phone calls, too. And those pesky personal interactions with those you live with, ditto.

Likewise the biggest time-waster of all: shaving! In the time it takes one to shave, you can write a page or more. One lost page a day, it adds up. I don't know about you, but I need all the words I can get. Less time wasted shaving means more time cranking out my novel. And at the end of the month, I'll not only have a new novel, but a new beard. Talk about efficiency!

So, the Nano Beard shall return. Starting today. Starting now.